Actually, I've long toyed with the idea that the intelligent designers of complex life were collectives of bacteria functioning as single consciousnesses. We're the results of competing collectives, you see. Bacteria caused complex multicellular life forms to evolve as housing complexes, food sources and means of transportation. Bacteriophages and other virus were created as weapons used by the competing collectives against one another. A they had to keep upgrading the life forms to be ever more mobile, ever more capable of being anti- the enemy bacteria. We are a doomsday weapon, designed by one collective, which has gotten out of hand and threatens to destroy the whole biosphere! We can't stop ourselves, even as we see ourselves for what we are. Destruction is what we were designed for. The fools! The foolish bacterial collective that designed us!Is it possible that god is actually quadrillions of microscopic bacteria feasting on sebum?
mental excrement (a common side effect of cranial diarrhea you painfully suffer) is the most likely explanation for your BO. Are you absolutely sure it is quadrillions and not septillions ?
Why are you mouth breathing, knuckle dragging protosimians so easy ?
No its not possible. Yes I do realize. You do realize the purpose of body odor don't you? To attract a mate.
May God have mercy on your soul for being so disrespectful to your creator.
God is atomic . Think about it. atoms are every where so is god?
No, I don't think so.
No, I did not realize that was what caused body order.
All the atoms in the universe are God.
You do realise that typing this question took several seconds of your life?
Alcohol, as I understand it, is bacteria dookie.
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